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(no subject) [Feb. 7th, 2005|07:02 pm]
I changed my username to 
[info]wonderfulbeef
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(no subject) [Feb. 1st, 2005|09:32 pm]
Heres my take on the google image search thing.


Warning, Im stupid. )
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(no subject) [Feb. 1st, 2005|07:38 pm]
Lately listening to music has become depressing to me, mosty because I suck at playing/writing music. I have this fear that nobody will ever like me for who I am so I gotta be somebody else. I suck at everything I try. Im a horrible person. I should stop trying to get people to like me and just die.
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(no subject) [Jan. 31st, 2005|05:55 pm]
[mood | nerdy]
[music |Cake]

Cake is 1337! They Pwn!....
That was very dorky.
Ok im bored now.
All day long ive been doing nothing but listening to music and looking at journals.
I have no life.
I have no idea why im writing like this.
Im just gonna keep it up.
1 more day of complete boredom.
Cant wait for Wednesday, I go flying.
Oh and btw, if your reading this Mr. Watley, I dont know why ive never told you this but I havnt gone to public school for like 2 years, Ive been home schooling.
That explains why im always on my comp.
I gotta do something before I become overwhelmed with boredom.
Im begining to hate rain. I used to love it.
I hope it clears up by wednesday or else I will have to suffer with another day of boredom. Curse you rain!!! *shakes fist at rain*
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(no subject) [Jan. 27th, 2005|12:06 pm]


You Are From Neptune



You are dreamy and mystical, with a natural psychic ability.
You love music, poetry, dance, and (most of all) the open sea.
Your soul is filled with possibilities, and your heart overflows with compassion.
You can be in a room full of friendly people and feel all alone.
If you don't get carried away with one idea, your spiritual nature will see you through anything.


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(no subject) [Jan. 26th, 2005|02:30 pm]
[mood | sad]

My dog died the other day. I never get emotionally attached to animals but this one made an exception. For a while he was just an unwanted nuisance but he definetly grew on me.


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(no subject) [Jan. 20th, 2005|08:59 pm]
You scored as Indie. Indie.

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Indie

92%

Indie Rock

75%

Punk and Pop Punk.

50%

Ska

46%

Emo & More

46%

Britpop

33%

Hardcore

33%

Industrial

25%

Classic Rock

25%

Hip Hop and Rap

21%

Mainstream

17%

Country

4%

Music Recommendation
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(no subject) [Jan. 19th, 2005|04:40 pm]

The Great LiveJournal
Outage of 2005


During the outage I discovered something called physical interaction. It was most pleasurable.


What did you do?


Brought to you by geek-foo


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The new year [Jan. 1st, 2005|10:18 pm]
[mood | amused]

The year of the cock.... im so immature

Who ever reads this, please tell me what they think of the pic.
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Another shitty day [Dec. 26th, 2004|06:55 pm]
[mood | depressed]
[music |Coldplay - Clocks]

Like most people, my life is shitty.
I hate myself so I just make things harder for myself.
I have no self-esteem. mostly because people around me always get the impression im a jerk, which I am. It makes me feel like crap cuz people tell me what other people think of myself and its usually something bad. Obviosly those people who tell me think badly of me cuz they dont care what how I feel about it.
I look like a freak. A friend of mine asked me if I take drugs, I dont. But he told my brother that he thinks i am on drugs and that I need help. I got into a car accident a few days ago, it was my fault cuz I suck at everything including driving and the guy automaticly thought I was drunk. I dont drink or do drugs, im just that ugly.
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I dont trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and does not die. [Dec. 24th, 2004|10:29 am]
[mood | frustrated]

Why I dislike chicks:
The good ones are too small and the fat ones are ugly.
Most of them are way too sensitive and the non sensitive ones are bitches.
They are all high maintenence and if they dont keep up they get ugly.
I do not like long hair and the short-haired ones look like little boys.
High pitched voices are just a turn off for me.

There are more reasons but I cant think of any right now.
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(no subject) [Dec. 18th, 2004|06:37 pm]

Bored? ((Over 100 questions))

Created by xSwtLilAngel666x and taken 55182 times on bzoink!

[x] Part 1 -- The Basics [x]
What's your name? ::Kevin
Birthplace ::San Antonio
Age ::17
Age you act ::12ish
Current location ::My house
Eye color ::brown
Hair color ::black
Right, lefty or ambidextrous? ::right
Zodiac sign? ::im a fish
Height? ::5'10
[x] Part 2 -- Describe... [x]
Your heritage/nationality ::Hispanic
Your hair ::Short
Your fears ::Scary
Your perfect room ::A cubical
What you practically do in a day ::sleep, eat, more sleep
[x] Part 3 -- What is/are... [x]
Words you overuse ::hmm, huh, uh, what
Phrases you overuse ::bitch ass motha fucka
Your first thought when you wake up ::How will i die today
Your greatest accomplishment ::Cant think of any
Something you want to do ::Travel to New York, Tokyo, and Toronto
[x] Part 4 -- This or that [x]
Pepsi or Coke ::Neither
McDonald's or Burger Kings ::Wataburger
Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera ::Neither
Chocolate or vanilla ::Vanilla
Adidas or Nike ::Adidas
Black or white ::Black
Bills or Coins ((Think $$$)) ::Bills
Burgers or hot dogs ::Burgers
Egypt or France ::France
Rock or rap ::Rock
[x] Part 5 -- Do you...[x]
Smoke ::No
Cuss ::Every fucking day
Sing well ::HAH no
Sing in the shower ::nah
Talk to yourself --a lot-- ::i think out loud
Believe in yourself ::Sometimes
Like taking these longass surveys? ::When im bored
Play an instrument ::Yes
Want to go to college? ::Yeah
Want to get married? ::Depends if i find the right person
Want to have children? ::No
Think you're a health freak? ::HAHAHAHA... no
Get along with your parents ::Sometimes
Get along with your siblings? ::Sometimes
Think you're popular ::Hell no
[x] Part 6 -- In the past month have you..[x]
Gone out of state ::no
Drank alchohal ::Yes
Smoke ::No
Get high ::No
Done any drugs ::Never
Eaten an entire box of oreos ::Never
Been on stage ::no
Gone skinny dipping ::nope
Been dumped ::No
Dyed your hair ::No
Stolen anything ::No
[x] Part 7 -- Your friends! =D [x]
Craziest ::I
Loudest ::Dont
Most shy ::Have
Blondest ::Real
Smartest ::Friends
Kindest ::They
Best personality ::Are
Most talented ::Just
Best singer ::Assholes
Most ghetto ::Who
Drama Queen ((or King XP)) ::Pretend
Pain in the ass ::To
The one you just want to strangle to death ((Homer Simpson style))::Like
Funniest ::Me
Best person for advice ::But
Dependable ::Talk
Trustworthy ::Shit
Druggie ::Behind
Most likely to end up in jail ::My
Person you've known the longest ::Back
[x] Part 8 -- The Last... [x]
Last dream ::I was flying
Last nightmare ::I crashed
Car ride ::This morning
Last time you cried ::Cant remember
Last movie seen ::I Robot
Last movie rented ::The Terminal
Last book read ::Im more of a magazine person
Last word said ::Said (im thinking out loud)
Last curse word said ::shit
Last time you laugh ::A few days ago
Last phone call ::This morning
Last CD played ::Fisherspooner
Last song you listened to ::Emerge
Last annoyance ::Listening to pop music on the radio
Last IM ::A few hours ago
Last weird encounter ::Dont remember
Last person you hugged ::Dont remember
Last person you yelled at ::My mom
Last time you wore a skirt ::Never have
Last time you've been evil ::All the time
Sarcastic? ::Very
Last time you fought with your parents ::A few days ago
Last time you wished upon a star ::Never have
Played Truth or Dare ::A few months ago
Spent quality time alone ::Right now
[x] Part 9 -- I swear this is the last one! -- Randomness [x]
Are you talking to someone on AIM ::No
Do you feel lonely ::Yes
Ever TP'd someone's house ::Not sure
How about egging someone's house ::No
Do you not like dislike not like me? ::I disklike not like disliking not like you
Ain't Eminem and 50 Cent just fine? ::no, any millionair who sings about having a rough lifestyle should die
Yo Momma ::Dont you be talkin bout my momma
Ever been so hungry you felt like you could eat the person next to you? ::Yes and he was tasty
What do you think of George Bush? ::Not a very bright one there
Any secret fetishes? ::Many
Do you like to wear chains? O_o ::No
How many languages do you speak? ::1 1/2 and some japanese
Damn.. are your fingers tired? Cause mine sure are! ::no, you suck
Glad this is over? ((Say yes and I'll stalk you =P)) ::Ill stalk you before you stalk me

Create a Survey | Search Surveys | Go to bzoink!



I took a really really long survey :)
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From the wise words of Dave ." [Dec. 14th, 2004|09:00 pm]
[music |Dave Attell- Skanks for the memories]

I never get tired of this cd, ive memorized most of the jokes. I think Dave Attell is one of the most wittiest comedians ever. People tell him random things and he makes it sound like it was completely scripted but its just his wits. Most people dont care for his style of comedy but I think its great.
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(no subject) [Dec. 12th, 2004|10:43 pm]
      
comedy central is love
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(no subject) [Dec. 12th, 2004|10:30 pm]
[mood | embarrassed]

Ive noticed im a completely different person when im horny. I'll do just about anything if somebody asks me, and I will sometimes dare myself to do stupid things. A few weeks ago I gave a total stranger a nude pic of myself just because his pic turned me on. The sad part was I gave him a real pic of myself and the pic he showed me he found off a porn site. I believe it was actually a pic of ovenmitcub, I found his LJ a few days ago and it looks exactly like him. God damn hes so fucking hot.
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We looked like giants in the back of my grey subcompact fumbling to make contact [Dec. 11th, 2004|10:15 pm]
[mood | full]
[music |Death Cab For Cutie]

For some weird reason that lyric in the title always reminds me of 2 gay guys making out in a car. I guess its cuz the first thing that comes to my mind when I hear giants and fumble is football which is played by men and the contact part would mean making out or something more intimate than that. Alot of Death Cab For Cutie lyrics can be taken that way such as "She was beautiful but she didnt mean a thing to me."

I have a perverted mind. Im a sick freak.
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Creepy voices [Dec. 10th, 2004|07:42 pm]
[mood | dirty]

I feel wierd right now. Im all by myself and I decided to order myself a pizza, when i called the lady had a really soft sexy voice and I sorta got a little turned on by it. so when I get my pizza she shows up and I recognize the voice but it turned out to be some wrinkly old lady.... i dont feel turned on anymore. serves me right to get turned on by a stranger's voice.
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(no subject) [Dec. 9th, 2004|06:35 pm]
[mood | sore]

Its funny when somebody you know online dies, it doesnt affect you as bad as somebody you barely know in person... which doesnt affect you much at all. (by the way, when I say "you" im referring to myself) I guess its because im not too sure if this guy I know online really did die or if all his buddies are faking it. I was actually more surprised when Dimebag Darrel died. (Pantera's Guitarist)And i dont even listen to Pantera anymore.
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(no subject) [Dec. 8th, 2004|08:18 pm]
[mood | content]

Oh shit i forgot i had this thing..... oh wait i couldnt find anybody interesting on live journal. I think im gonna give this thing another chance. God damn im so fucking wierd, im talking to myself. nobody is gonna actually read this.... but its worth a try.
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My first post [Jul. 17th, 2004|07:34 am]
[mood | blah]

well this is my first post so here it goes.... hmm.... well.... today has sucked, i have been sitting at my comp all day long. i just felt like making an online journal out of boredom and here it is.
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